I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before click here someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?